Банкир процентами заманивал,
Пугая слухами про КЗоТ.
– Лады, – сказал я, – будут мани вам.
Хочу не менее трёхсот.

Банкир ответил: «Пусть не Ленин я,
Но помню Даннинга слова
Про "нет такого преступления".
Трёхсот мы не начислим вам».

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Даннинг (T. J. Dunning) сказал следующее: «With adequate profit, capital is very bold. A certain 10% will ensure its employment anywhere; 20% certain will produce eagerness; 50%, positive audacity; 100% will make it ready to trample all human laws; 300%, and there is not a crime at which it will scruple, nor a risk it will not run, even to the chance of its owner being hanged. If turbulence and strife will bring a profit, it will freely encourage both. Smuggling and the slave-trade have amply proved all that is here stated».